Kevin's Questionable Airport Oil Change
Booking is easy: text a photo of your foot to 512-420-3061.
Yes. That's real. No follow-up questions.
Kevin's Mobile Garage
The man himself
Services nobody asked for
Services Nobody Asked For
- Oil Change(ish): If it pours, it scores.
- Tire Rotation Vibes: Realignment guided by horoscopes.
- Fluid Top-Off: Unlabeled bottles, maximal confidence.
- Blinker Fluid Scan: Kevin hums until your blinker "feels full."
- Emotional Support: Kevin will listen to your car troubles while eating a sandwich.
📲 Pro Tip: Text "LUBE ME" and a photo of your foot to 512-420-3061 to skip the line.
Real Reviews. Probably.
"Sent a toe. Got a tune-up and trauma."
"Kevin whispered to my tire and left. My commute's never been smoother."
"I didn't even have a car. Kevin showed up anyway."
"Kevin may or may not live in my trunk. But my tires are shiny!"
🎲 Will Your Car Survive?
Test your odds after texting Kevin a foot.
What are you sacrificing to Kevin today?
Kevin's Recent Victims
2015 Honda Civic
Car returned with working engine but all radio presets changed to stations that only play yodeling.
2018 Ford F-150
Truck now makes chicken noises when reversing. Kevin claims it's "safer than a beeping sound."
📍 Lost Car Finder
Kevin parks "creatively." Click below to guess where your car ended up.
Find Where Kevin Left Your Car
Kevin has a... unique approach to parking. Click the button below to discover where he might have left your vehicle.
Note: This is a guessing game. Your car is probably gone.
Kevin's Known Parking Spots
- • "The spot with good vibes" (location unknown)
- • Wherever there's shade for your car's "complexion"
- • Near food establishments (for Kevin's convenience)
- • Places with "the right energy" (Kevin's words)
✍️ Kevin Yelp Madlib Generator
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Exclusive Codes for Brave Souls
GLAZEDRIMS
Kevin polishes something. Hopefully your car.
GLAZEDRIMSFEETFIRST
Skip the line (emotionally).
FEETFIRSTTOESTRIKE
Kevin responds in riddles.
TOESTRIKEText the code + a foot pic to 512-420-3061.
Ready to Risk It?
Step 1: Foot photo. Step 2: Text to 512-420-3061. Step 3: Wait for a winky face.
Use this form only if you've lost all your toes.
Kevin's Guarantee
"I'll definitely do something to your car."
Results may vary. Significantly. Like, really significantly.
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